While driving to work today, I came up with a good tidbit of humor thanks to the operator of the Chrysler Concorde in front of me.
An officer observes the traffic going down the road. He merges in behind a car, turns on his lights and siren and pulls it over. As the officer approaches the driver's side window, he pulls out his ticket book and begins writing. The driver asks "Did I do something wrong, Officer?" The officer smiles and hands the ticket through the window. The driver blurts "What is this?!" The officer replies candidly, "This is a bad driver award, out of all of the eligible contestants, I chose you to receive it".
That's my story, may you never be eligible for a bad driver award.