Monday, March 5, 2012

Southern Charm?

There ain't no magazine named "Northern Living" for good reason. There ain't nobody interested in livin' up north, nobody would buy the magazine!


Dear Lord: It's me again. Please keep Your arm around my shoulders
and Your hand over my mouth! Amen.


Put 100 Southerners in a room and half of them will discover they're related, even if only by marriage.

A Southerner knows that "fixin" can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb.

No true Southerner would ever assume that the car with the flashing turn signal is actually going to make a turn.

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