There ain't no magazine named "Northern Living" for good reason. There ain't nobody interested in livin' up north, nobody would buy the magazine!
Dear Lord: It's me again. Please keep Your arm around my shoulders
and Your hand over my mouth! Amen.
Put 100 Southerners in a room and half of them will discover they're related, even if only by marriage.
A Southerner knows that "fixin" can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb.
No true Southerner would ever assume that the car with the flashing turn signal is actually going to make a turn.