You know it's Monday when:
All the vehicles you own including the weedeater and lawn mower have major issues
You want to choke someone
When your fingers don't hit the right keys
Your cat has worms... again
You realize that all the food you bought over the weekend is nearly gone
You aren't sure what to make for supper
You can't decide if screaming is worth the trouble
You really want to just strangle something
You have mounds of clean laundry only slightly higher then the mounds of dirty laundry, and no energy to balance the equation
Your child covers the car in mowed grass
Your child smacks the newly filled hummingbird feeder and dumps its entire contents into the grass
You try to mash potatoes and only end up with a mess to clean up on the floor
Throwing the cat off the porch didn't relieve the stress
Hours later and you still haven't touched the laundry
Monday comes AFTER Sunday for a reason...
Yesterday's services were wonderful, and I felt very close to Heaven as if I had a jump start on the Rapture. I can't wait to get to Heaven where every day will be a GREAT DAY!! SOMEDAY soon!!! What a day that will be when my Jesus I shall see....
Tomorrow is Tuesday, and hence I can't repeat today even if I tried.
I saw a church sign that said "Get Rich - Count your Blessings!"
I have far more blessings to count then my "Monday Miseries".....
Oh, and since I proof read for a living, I had to snicker at someone's typo today online "Kill the dog with rabbis." Hmmmmm?
Anyway, a good book and a cool bath after working in the yard finally calmed my need to annihilate something.... for now....off to read my Bible, thank God for my blessings, try to laugh over today's comedy of errors part 2(yesterday had it's fair share), and get some sleep.