Post Turtle

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old Texas rancher, whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our President.

The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Obama is a 'post turtle'."

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was.

The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top. That's a 'Post Turtle' "

The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain.

"You know he didn't get up there by himself;
He doesn't belong up there;
He doesn't know what to do while he is up there;
and you have to ask yourself what kind of IDIOT put him up there."